“will u marry me?”
"Don't be like so many writers. Don't be like so many thousands who call themselves writers. The libraries of the world have yawned themselves to sleep over your kind. Don't add to it. "
james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus saying “I’m a werewolf” and getting shunned by society